james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
I love it because he doesn’t know how to fake it at all he’s just “this is really freaking easy how would I collapse if I was doing a pushup OH MAYBE THERE IS TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON MY LEGS? how do not buff?”